tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33867582529168460972024-03-13T12:46:37.826-07:00♥Debbie's Badass Links, Yo!♥Hooray!♥ http://DebbieAmerican.comDebbie American Hooray!http://www.blogger.com/profile/12607428713586882398noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3386758252916846097.post-61893614523089711682016-04-20T08:39:00.000-07:002016-04-20T08:42:08.370-07:00Debbie's "Press Confidence" Regarding her DEVO Cover<div style="text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><i><span style="font-size: small;"><b>Introduction
by Patt Riot</b><br />Greetings, citizens! As imaginary co-manager of <a href="http://thoseamericangirls.com/" target="_blank"><b>ThoseAmerican Girls</b></a>, one of me primary duties is to attempt to translate
the thoughts of the band's leaders into intelligible English for your
consumption. Sometimes this is harder than other times. For one
thing, no matter how many times I explained to Debbie that she was
releasing a STATEMENT, not a “Press Confidence,” she still
insisted I title the page accordingly. I endeavored to spell words
correctly when they were actually words, and to render phonetic
translations when they were not. Here then is <a href="https://twitter.com/debbieamerican" target="_blank"><b>Debbie American</b></a>'s
official statement regarding her cover of <b>Devo</b>'s <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/id-cry-if-u-dyed-jocko-homo/id1103380654" target="_blank"><b>“I'd Cry If UDyed” currently on iTunes</b></a> as a single and soon to be on the
forthcoming album, <a href="https://thoseamericangirls.bandcamp.com/album/theirs-eleventy-seven-riots-going-on" target="_blank">“Theirs Eleventy-Seven Riots Going On!”</a></span> </i></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: small;">OMG
it's me <b>Debbie American </b><i>Hooray</i><i> </i>& have I got like news for you!
<br />We had just been finisherizering our album inspired by famous
European mathemagician/genius <b>Dr. Bernardo Kastrup</b>'s upcoming book,
“<a href="http://www.amazon.com/More-Than-Allegory-Religious-Belief/dp/1785352873/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1461164238&sr=1-1&keywords=bernardo+kastrup" target="_blank">More
Than Allegory: On Religious Myth, Truth And Belief</a>” when <b>Gerald
Casale</b>, genius co-founderer of <b><i>DEVO</i></b> & directorer of the like
first <i><b>Foo Fighters </b></i>video, tweeted us out & said <br />“A girl must
sing Devo's 'I'd Cry If You Died.'” <br /><br />OMG so like <i><b>we </b></i>almost
died!<br /><br />OMG like within minutes, everyone agreed I should be the
one to sing it, and my human vocal coach <b>Colleen Grate</b> felt up to it,
so we scheduled studio time right away. When Alicia tweeted that to
Mr. Casale within an hour or three of his request, he respondeded,
“Wow!” And so I was assigned the like greaterest honor of my
entire musicalistic career yo OMG hashtag Nervous!<br /><br />Now the
only way I agreed to sing the song was if I could like PERSONALIZE
it. Some peeps I know were shockerized that we would change anything,
since Devo is one of the main reasons we even wanted to be a band in
the flurst pace. But to me this was a one time only chance to like
co-write with my idols yo OMG Hooray! <br /><br />OK the originalistic
version of the song is like SO SAD yo OMG! <br />This poor dude, he got
treateded bad by a not nice person yo!<br />Some of the things he says
are coming from being so hurt, like OMG he even uses the H word yo! I
changeded that to “H- E- Double Hockey Sticks” in my version of
course Hooray!<br /><br />The otherer parts I changeded were like
mainlery to make the song more clearlery about us good peeps
winnering over the creeepery mean peeps. This way it could be a like
hypnotical NeoTrad dance track & make peeps feel more happity &
badasserer on the insides yo! Make it a song about how to get past
being hurt, or at least the Debbie American way to do it LOL!<br /><br />I
think the chorus is joyous and about victory. The other person wants
you to feel alone and to hate them, but you rememberize all that
Namaste stuff and refuse to stop loving them as you love yourself
Hooray! Hooray for loving everybody Hooray! It makes you feel good
PLUS omg it like TOTALLY annoys the peeps trying to like hurt your
feelings LOL! LOL! LOLerest!<br /><br />Sophie and I want this new record
we are soon gonna drop to work like a prayer that banishes mean and
ickity spirits from your world like a badass NeoTrad exorcism yo! If
someone is texting you some shade, listen to our album before texting
back. They're only being mean because not enough peeps showed them
today that they are loved awwww!!!!<br /><br />My producer Peter and I
want to expecially thank <b>George Tabb </b>of the famous George Tabb family
for encouraging words while we were mixerizering. Everyone else we
played it for must've thought it stunk cuz they didn't not tell us
ANYTHING about their inpinions yo OMG LOLEREST! And of course most of all we thank Mr. Casale for all his music and Ideas and for making it seem like it would be cool to be a media-first rock band yo! Our ideas attempt to like build on his. </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><br />And that's my Press Confidence about our new single, <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/id-cry-if-u-dyed-jocko-homo/id1103380654" target="_blank"><i><b>"I'd Cry If U Dyed b/w Jocko Homo"</b></i></a> I recommend it highly Hooray luv, Debbie American Hooray.</span></span></div>
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