Deb's revu of Tha Avenjars by Debbie
American Hooray!
OMG my sistar Lee's bin getting harrasered on tha twitter 4 b-ing so badass LOL! She was so like convinsed she was guna get attakd by Librals on 2sday that she gave herself a like Nervus Brakedance yo LOL! So she put me in charge of her twitter & tha 1st thing I dsided 2 do with my new rasponsabilaty was take tha day off & go C a like suparhero movie omg Hooray!
I invited Bigfoot but he cleerly duzant luv me & so he did not show :( howevar Skunk Ape did omg Hooray!
OMG my sistar Lee's bin getting harrasered on tha twitter 4 b-ing so badass LOL! She was so like convinsed she was guna get attakd by Librals on 2sday that she gave herself a like Nervus Brakedance yo LOL! So she put me in charge of her twitter & tha 1st thing I dsided 2 do with my new rasponsabilaty was take tha day off & go C a like suparhero movie omg Hooray!
I invited Bigfoot but he cleerly duzant luv me & so he did not show :( howevar Skunk Ape did omg Hooray!
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| OMG I TRYED 2 stop Skunk Ape from braking tha R-Cade games OMG hes so badass! |
OMG so like B4 tha
movie, thay had 2 and a half hours of trailerz OMG I like LUV
trailerz OMG! But not THOZE trailerz omg thoze were not coming
attractions, thoze wer more like WARNINGZ lol omg. Tha audience seamd
2 agree with me. BTW tha crowd all lookt xactly like Checker Phil B4
he lost tha 200 pounds-- all frendly-lookin hevyset black dudes in
there 30s with glasses. Plus me & Skunk Ape & my managar
Hooray! I got 2 sit in-between tha 2 oldar men OMG if any woman sawn me, thay wulda bin so jellus of me yo OMG but women dont go C suparhero movies LOL
So tha only 2 trailerz tha Checker Phils or I liked wer Spider-Man: Tha Imaginerry Story in wich Spider-Man duzant hav powars cuz he was bit by a spider, but instead becuz of sumthing tha director dreemed up wile on opium. Loox badass! Than tha 1 that loox AMAZERING is Prametheus directed by Riddly Scott Genious Hooray! That 1 I wanna C in a movies theetre, but like Adam Sandler is just as unfuny if Im watching him from a alegal downlode on my puter as he wuld B on a big screen. Plus alegal downlodes hav tha advantege of B-ing blurriar.
OMG so like we wer about 2 leeve aftar tha Prametheus trailer but thay started showing Avenjars so we dsided 2 stay. OK tha hole bginning makes no sence 2 any1 except tha army of Checker Phil clones. I think 2 undarstend tha 1st half hour, u haf2 hav sean a buncha rilly bad suparhero movies. So Skunk Ape & I just maid out thru that part yo Hooray!
So tha only 2 trailerz tha Checker Phils or I liked wer Spider-Man: Tha Imaginerry Story in wich Spider-Man duzant hav powars cuz he was bit by a spider, but instead becuz of sumthing tha director dreemed up wile on opium. Loox badass! Than tha 1 that loox AMAZERING is Prametheus directed by Riddly Scott Genious Hooray! That 1 I wanna C in a movies theetre, but like Adam Sandler is just as unfuny if Im watching him from a alegal downlode on my puter as he wuld B on a big screen. Plus alegal downlodes hav tha advantege of B-ing blurriar.
OMG so like we wer about 2 leeve aftar tha Prametheus trailer but thay started showing Avenjars so we dsided 2 stay. OK tha hole bginning makes no sence 2 any1 except tha army of Checker Phil clones. I think 2 undarstend tha 1st half hour, u haf2 hav sean a buncha rilly bad suparhero movies. So Skunk Ape & I just maid out thru that part yo Hooray!
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| Skunk Ape tryed 2 kill & eet tha cardbored aminals LOL Fun times |
Umm lets C
it gets bettar aftar that OMG! OK theirs a redhead in bondage &
skuknape wanted 2 watch that part. Umm theirs giant flying
Cloverfield monstars whoze babies R borned waring suits of armor LOL
that part was silly yo! OMG wat else?
OK tha bad guy in this movie is Tim Lincecum of tha St Francisco Giants, but pretanding 2 hav a Brittish accent. His brother Thor loox like Kurt Cobain with muscles OMG! He's like so moody yo omg I was in luv with that dude but than OMG Ironed Man is in it 2 & OMG he just bringz out tha Robo-Debbie in me yo! & wen he takes off his robotness, he wares a funky Black Sabbith t-shirt yo!
Wen I say “funky” I meen, “it must smell funky” cuz like he's ALWAYZ waring that SAME t-shirt thru tha hole movie. It's like aftar u hav a fistfite with Thor & u stil hav that t-shirt on, its gunna SMELL yo! Just like skunk ape OMG! Smelly guys LOL
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OMG I dont remembar much of tha storyline of it but I know tha colors wer BRITE yo & PRITTY! OMG Thors cape is like SO red yo!
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| Skunk Ape spilt his Diet Poopsi sodapop 2 mark his terf yo! #MEN |
I
gess tha most badass dude in it is Ironed Man cuz hes like Hand Solo
from tha Star Track. Like hes like “I dont care about ur stupid
stuff, Im badass on my own” but u know by tha end he's guna B like
totelly in2 supporting tha othars & their wont B a dryed eye in
tha haus LOL #HOLLWOOD
I wish insteda making a Three Farrally Stooges feeture, thay had made a short & that it showd B4 this movie LOL I bet tha Farrallys R wishin that same thing rite now LOL
So I wuld probly giv Avenjars like 3 thumbz up cuz its got enuff hot guyz that u wont B sure wich 1 u like best, & u get 2 C tham hav catfites ALL THRU THA FILM OMG! Dude, Marval supar heros spend more time rolling around wrassaling eech othar then thay do fiting bad guys yo srsly OMG Hooray! I wuld say this is tha best comic book adaptashen sinse Howerd tha Duck or evan Supargirl yo! LOL Im just kidding, theirs no such thing as a Howerd tha Duck or Supergirl movie LOL
By tha end of tha movie, tha hole Grand Central hood was TRASHED yo! OMG Hollywood, wat do u hav agenst Grand Central yo?? Its tha same hood tha Fresh Prince zombies livd in, 2 LOL. So anyhow, wen we left tha theetre, all of Manhattin was put back 2 normel OMG Badass!!! But xsept 4 tha Stark Bilding, wich is now MASTERIUSLY UNVIZABLE! OMG Ironed Man, ur such a genious I like luv u!!!
Tha End Hooray
